Dumb Short Jokes

Be the life of the party with these dumb short one liner jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb blondes near by when you tell them!

  • Q: What's Irish and never goes inside?
    A: Paddy O'Furniture
  • Q: Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointing read for many men?
    A: No phone numbers.
  • Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: About 45 minutes.
  • Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: About 45 lbs.
  • Q: Have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer?
    A: He spent all year studying for the bra exam.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?
    A: Helephino! (""hell if I know!"")
  • Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs?
    A: Eileen.

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