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Dumb Short Jokes


Be the life of the party with these dumb short one liner jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb blondes near by when you tell them!

  • Q: What's Irish and never goes inside?
    A: Paddy O'Furniture
  • Q: Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointing read for many men?
    A: No phone numbers.
  • Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: About 45 minutes.
  • Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: About 45 lbs.
  • Q: Have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer?
    A: He spent all year studying for the bra exam.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?
    A: Helephino! (""hell if I know!"")
  • Q: What do you call a dog with only 2 legs?
    A: Eileen.

Did you like these great Short Jokes? Well, DumbSpot has more dumb jokes than just Short Jokes, so check out some Dumb Redneck Jokes or Yo Mama Jokes! You might also want to take our Redneck Test to find out how much of a redneck you are, or perhaps the Blonde Test to see whether or not you might be a dumb blonde! If you just can't get enough dumb jokes, check these out!

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