Dumb Redneck Jokes

Be the life of the party with these dumb redneck jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb rednecks near by when you tell them!

Q: What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
Northern fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."
Southern fairy tales begin with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
You are most definitely a Redneck if...
- You consider Possum to be "the other white meat."
- You brought your fishing tackle when you visited Sea World.."
- You've ever given ammunition as a Christmas stocking stuffer.."
- You believe Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.."
- You own one car that is mobile and five cars that ain't.
- You've ever parked your Camaro in a tree..
- You like to brag about having learned to shoot before learning to walk..
- You use a rope ladder when you get out of your truck..
- Truckers tell your wife and children to mind their language..
- You've ever named a child after a dog, not the other way around..
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