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Dumb Blonde Jokes


Be the life of the party with these dumb blonde jokes. Just be careful there aren't any dumb blondes near by when you tell them!

  • Q: What do blonde owls say?
    A: "What? What?"
  • Q: What goes SCREECH-VROOM! SCREECH-VROOM?
    A: A blonde going through a blinking red light.
  • Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks at work?
    A: Because they're too hard to re-train.
  • Q:How do you get a blonde to change her mind?
    A: Blow into her ear.
  • Q: How did the blonde spell the word "farm"?
    A: "E-I-E-I-O."

Did you like these great Blonde Jokes? Well, DumbSpot has more dumb jokes than just Blonde Jokes, so check out some Redneck Jokes or Yo Mama Jokes! You might also want to take our Blonde Test to find out how much of a dumb blonde you might be! If you can't get enough dumb blonde jokes, check these out!

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