"It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church."
Who ever heard of such a dumb law? How do they know if the moustache is fake or not? Next thing you know there will be a dumb law enforcement officer policing churches everywhere. Quick, hide the fake moustaches!
You might also want to check out this dumb Texas law or this dumb Oregon law! If you just can't get enough of dumb laws, have a look at these!